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Juicy Fest: Council staff say residents should 'stop pooing' ahead of major music festival (www.stuff.co.nz)

submitted 6 months ago by luthis@lemmy.nz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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But what if they hit the brown note?

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[-] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago

Residents could “stop pooing”, strategic advisor Bruce Hodgins told councillors.

“Thank you, I will let everyone know,” the mayor responded.

[-] Hazmatastic@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

“We can hope like hell the wind will blow the other way,” he said.

In a statement to Stuff, the regional council said it was aware of the letters, but they wouldn’t make the odour any less objectionable.

[-] FoundTheVegan@kbin.social 15 points 6 months ago

I thought it would be a clickbait title... But... No.

That is seriously their plan. What an absolute failure of health and safety.

[-] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago

Hey! but Lemmy was kind of a pioneer on this, no? Where's the post, somebody should send them the link to find the best information!

[-] luthis@lemmy.nz 2 points 6 months ago

You're right! Dam I should have saved that post.

[-] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Not the brown note!

[-] menemen@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

City planning at its best to put the wastewater treatment plant 300m next to the main entertainment area...

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