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[โ€“] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Does getting married in D&D confer bonuses to your hit die, like how marriage IRL confers a bonus to your taxes? ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] theinspectorst@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Almost!

http://dnd5e.wikidot.com/spell:ceremony

Wedding. You touch adult humanoids willing to be bonded together in marriage. For the next 7 days, each target gains a +2 bonus to AC while they are within 30 feet of each other. A creature can benefit from this rite again only if widowed.

[โ€“] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

lmao awesome

I also like they can only do it again if they are widowed.

"I'm sorry babe. It's the 8th day and I need the bonus."

[โ€“] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

That's why I married a zealot barbarian.

[โ€“] GolGolarion@pathfinder.social 8 points 1 year ago

Hail Sylvian, now we just need some penitence armor and a legally distinct soul edge

[โ€“] 8osm3rka@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

DnDaddies reference?

[โ€“] Xathonn@kbin.social 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah probably just a reference to Ceremony giving 2 married creatures +1 AC

[โ€“] 8osm3rka@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Oh right

[โ€“] Napain@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

sure sure

[โ€“] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

We have a Leroy Jenkins!