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6 Effective Ways To Remain Anemic When It’s Your Only Personality Trait (thehardtimes.net)
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Do you have cold hands and really want everyone to know about it? Have you ever looked at sand and thought, ‘Mmm, I want that in my mouth’? Well, you’re in luck! We’ve compiled a list of 6 science-backed tips to stay anemic in case eating ice and getting dizzy are the most interesting things about you.

read more: https://thehardtimes.net/blog/6-effective-ways-to-remain-anemic-when-its-your-only-personality-trait/

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