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Rolling for stealth (images2.imgbox.com)

submitted 10 months ago by Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 63 points 10 months ago

Obligatory "...but I'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards!"

[–] YaksDC@lemmy.world 44 points 10 months ago

My wife has failed stealth checks so bad that the DM had her fall on her face and fart so loud that the rest of the party had to pass an ability check to not be incapacitated by laughter.

[–] Kite@sh.itjust.works 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In Baldur's Gate 3, Gale complains about his knees sometimes when you're in stealth lol

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Certain characters in the fallout games will do the same.

[–] kakes@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

I've done the same in paintball.

[–] SteefLem@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

For me its, im so old my balls sound like churchbells while walking up the stairs of the tower where the guards are standing ready to slice me in half

[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Should have taken that cushy guard job after that arrow to the knee.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

You crouch down to sneak away, but trigger a hernia. You pass out from the pain.