this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2023
624 points (100.0% liked)

196

16504 readers
12 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.

Rule: You must post before you leave.

^other^ ^rules^

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 18 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] hikikoma@ani.social 91 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Be scared and horny, gotcha.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 45 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] burgersc12@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I was thinking scorny, yours is better

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

(To be fair, I think it's referencing Futurama)

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

You need to watch Futurama's "Amazon Women In The Mood."

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

I generally am.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 38 points 10 months ago

"Ahhh! Ahhhh! My dick's caught in your wheels upon wheels!"

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"would fuck" but English speakers hate- speaking so they shorten everything

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 25 points 10 months ago

True, we hate.

[–] joucker29@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

I probably wouldn't but u do u i guess.

[–] CJOtheReal@ani.social 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ratman150@sh.itjust.works 52 points 10 months ago

The tshirt says "monster fucker" so the person is saying "I'd fuck that" to which the biblically accurate angel is saying "ew" in reply to.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 10 months ago

Aasimar backstories be like:

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 8 points 10 months ago

I wanna know what they can do with those wings.

[–] celeste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 months ago

When the humussy meets the angussy