My pleasure! I had some very similar experiences; glad to spread the joy.
toynbee
Better not let it talk to Cyclops or it will fly itself into the sun.
Once I was reading a book in a hot tub, only to see a spider crawling towards me immediately above the water line. I instinctively swatted it away, forgetting that I was already using the swatting hand to hold a book.
The book splashed in the water as I moved my hand, but the book in question was American Assassin. In my mind, making it unreadable was an improvement rather than spoilage.
In case you're unaware, bash.org appears to be kaput, but both https://qdb.lol/ and https://bash-org-archive.com/ exist in case you want to relive the old days.
Neither appears to have their own search function, but I was able to search at least qdb.lol using the site: operator in DDG.
I'm surprised that no app I've ever used has censored hunter2 as an Easter egg.
edit: Correct typo.
I heard this story from a third party, so I can't prove it's true, but supposedly the head of IT security at a previous job met his wife when she compromised his home network to get his attention.
Yes, and often the post I made doesn't show for me, even after refreshing. I have to back out of and re-enter the thread to see my post.
Funny - it's one of the few shows I was allowed to watch.
I can't find the exact quote, but you very nearly quoted Lisa Simpson here.
edit: Still can't find the exact quote, but it's from S20E17, "The Good, The Sad and The Drugly."
Is that the room you go to to practice dog sled racing?
Never having finished Control, I thought it was going to be from Mass Effect ... Which I also never finished, but I've seen the memes.