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[–] wallmenis@lemmy.one 52 points 8 months ago

Yes you did good : )

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

realize he would is giving the shot to me

unga bunga Neanderthal language in these green texts

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

American not understanding the concept of non-native English speakers:

[–] darthsid@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (6 children)

Ah please let us be free of god awful fake moralist shit green texts on lemmy at least. Keep that fake affirmation shit for Reddit.

[–] necrobius@lemm.ee 27 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I shit you not this exact scenario happened to me but then she cheated with him with some random guy.

We're still best buds.

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 17 points 8 months ago

This one is at least something I really encountered in a similar way and is mundane enough to not be completely cheesy. So I'll let that one slide.

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 13 points 8 months ago

You are in greentext community and you dare ask for anon to actually start posting real things? Cmon be realistic.

[–] hakase@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago

Aw, I really like wholesome greentext.

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 6 points 8 months ago

How many green texts can you read about OP shitting themselves in public? Might as well change it up.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

NTR

[–] wersooth@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

"Absolutely NOT an asshole" award goes to....