Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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Pet Rock: Internet Edition (lemmy.inbutts.lol)

submitted 10 months ago by shnizmuffin@lemmy.inbutts.lol to c/shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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A wifi-enabled pet rock with a subsurface LED display (so it looks like a normal Pet Rock when it's not on). It behaves as a smart bulb / display with programmable color, brightness, and animation that can be triggered by webhooks or services like IFTTT.

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[–] Dieterlan@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

My friend, this is shitty million dollar ideas. This could be the next tamagotchi.

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 3 points 10 months ago

honestly, sounds like a worthy extension of many products that do this kinda thing. 'notification devices'

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

bro don't even not.

a smart lamp (or he'll just a regular lamp) that doesn't look like a candelabra?

take my monkey!

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

The board would like to know how we can incorporate AI into this.