Descending like Zeus from Olympus to take a shit.
Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
Posting guidelines.
Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
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Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.
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Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content
Rules.
This community follows the rules of the feddit.uk instance and the lemmy.org code of conduct. I’ve summarised them here:
- Be civil, remember the human.
- No insulting or harassing other members. That includes name-calling.
- Respect differences of opinion. Civil discussion/debate is fine, arguing is not. Criticise ideas, not people.
- Keep unrequested/unstructured critique to a minimum.
- Remember we have all chosen to be here voluntarily. Respect the spent time and effort people have spent creating posts in order to share something they find amusing with you.
- Swearing in general is fine, swearing to insult another commenter isn’t.
- No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia or any other type of bigotry.
- No incitement of violence or promotion of violent ideologies.
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Imagine walking up to the bed. You are at the top step, 3" from the surface of the bed. Instead of the bed being at knee to butt height, it's at ankle height. You now essentially need to sit down on the ground to get into bed. The strain on the knees would suck. Or you forget how many steps in the dark and trip on the last step and fall your full height.
Drawing words and pictures in those carpets is fun though
I bet there's glitter in that popcorn ceiling.
Mesothelioma... with style!
It looks cozy in every way except there's something about a bedroom being too big that makes me feel uncomfortably exposed.
In the preview this looked like a pool
That bed with its little podium wastes so much space that I'm not even upset. It is genuinely impressive.
Imagine the smell
If you're into this aesthetic (except for the carpeted bathroom 🤮 ), checkout The Madonna Inn in California.
What the actual fuck. $520 for two nights. They even try to rent you a blanket at checkout. I can’t believe this place exists!
I feel like the steps on everything are gonna make getting up to use the restroom in the middle of the night a real ordeal.
This reminds me of the hotel room in fear and loathing in Las Vegas
The mirrors on the ceiling... I never got that. Who wants to watch themselves fucking?
I’m not a fan of pooping behind the curtain. I hope its not carpet around the toilet.
Oh you can see it clearly is....