Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 year ago by Philo@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] Nemo@midwest.social 66 points 1 year ago

If they don't resist, it's a kid napping.

[–] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then you should kidnap

[–] elbarto777@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Kidnaps happen lot. If you don't believe me, lock it up.

[–] WndyLady@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, but if they help themselves to a nap, it's aiding a bedding.

[–] bibliotectress@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Oh that's good.

[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

The level of dadness in this joke is off the charts

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Refusing to nap? Straight to jail.