The LISP one just cracked me up.

Kind of ironic they took inspiration from Monty python's holy grail but didn't include python the language

I'm not a programmer, but I have to say, the quality of posts here is outstanding.

PHP is like having a million hand made tools and weapons that fall apart while riding to the castle

That's awesome hahahaha
Poor PHP though…
I kind of wish this was never; would be really interested in what Rust would get