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Has anyone ever lady and the tramp-ed the three corners of a pizza slice? (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by raven@hexbear.net to c/polyamory@hexbear.net

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Polymathematics has solved the 3-smooching problem, but whether this solution can be generalized into an N-smooching solution is yet unknown.

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[–] blakeus12@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

new life goal

[–] WithoutFurtherBelay@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One of the people has to chew faster

[–] raven@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Poly relationships are all about balance, I'm told. Balance and communication, but hopefully not the latter because that would be talking while eating which is gross.

[–] WithoutFurtherBelay@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Body communication, maybe? Chewing in morse code?

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

It would have to be thin crust. You wouldn't want a stretching bouthful on the way.

Square-cut would make it even easier, but you'd need 4.

[–] TarantulaFudge@startrek.website 2 points 8 months ago

I imagine you could cut as many corners as you like but eventually somebody is gonna want pineapple lol