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Hacked together, nonsensical at times, used basically everywhere. (lemmy.ml)

submitted 4 years ago by AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Than german is like Assembly, hard to learn, every flavour is completly different, everything is kind of glued together and the language is extremly prezise.

[–] dust_accelerator@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

This guy deutsch's

[–] sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Every natural language is all of those things except used everywhere.

[–] amanaftermidnight@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'll take English over its predecessor... shudders French, any time.

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Old English is a rather precise language that isn't inheriently terrible. I long for a revival of the dead language.

[–] derelict@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Does that make French PHP?

[–] Burstar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Clever use of 'nonsensical' here. How refreshing.

[–] Nausiyan@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

What is Japanese?