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Most Popular Baby Boy Name The Year You Were Born (www.theonion.com)
submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] Bakachu@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

I think the 1978 boy name is going to make a comeback:

No Name [Abandoned Outside Fire Station Due To Sky-High Inflation]

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Damn, didn't realize I could have been named Pizza Puff.

My life is a joke.

[–] squiblet@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

There were 10 Pizza Puffs in my high school class

[–] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

1961 is sadly on point:

I Am Boomer Destroyer Of Worlds

[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

To think… I couldn’t have been named Gristle.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

So true, WPMT 97.4’s were everywhere in grade school.

[–] FullOfBallooons@leminal.space 3 points 11 months ago

I can't even tell you how many Snarfs I've met.