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The nurse asked the rabbit, "What's your blood type?"

"I'm probably a type O," he replied.

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[–] UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works 48 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think this is the first time I've guessed the punchline to a new joke on my own. I feel so proud. So empty. Still proud, though

[–] __little_omega@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

How can you be empty if you're "full of pride"?

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It’s like buying a loot box, you get that sense of pride and accomplishment but it’s meaningless.

[–] WalrusByte@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago

Took me a second. Good one!

[–] rbn@feddit.ch 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Hint: You have to read it as "Type O" not 0/Zero/Null. Took me quite long ;)

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The blood type is explicitly the letter. O, along with A, B, and AB.

[–] rbn@feddit.ch 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

In Germany the blood types are A, B, AB and 0 (zero). That's where my confusion came from: https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/AB0-System

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Interesting. International organizations like WHO, ICCBBA, and ISBT all use the letter O, not zero. I wonder why German-speaking countries have chosen the opposite.

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Perhaps because the 0 group is literally the absence or zero presence of antigens A or B, and it was usually identified by zero reactance to lab tests. It was also discovered in Austria, which is perhaps why Germanic adjacent countries use the zero, it was probably the first version. And when translated for the rest of the world someone made a typo and since the difference is immaterial it stuck. Or perhaps because it looked weird to mix letters and numbers that way in a classification system. Nomenclature systems are pretty arbitrary. It's weird what stays and what changes.

[–] rbn@feddit.ch 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Somehow a pretty meta level joke if not only the rabbit but the entire international system of bloodtypes is possibly based on a typ0. 😂

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I've read the history of it, and it's added up above in a higher level comment. Both 0 and O were used to refer to the absence of antigens, and it was an Austrian who made the final recommendation that stuck. Which is why it's all the stranger that German-speaking countries kept the zero.

[–] MSugarhill@feddit.de 2 points 9 months ago

Just a wild guess by a fellow Austrian: we do not say O instead of 0 (like in phone numbers) in German. So it just makes no sense for average Joe to write an O. There is no connection here (we have the tramway line O though in Vienna).

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Norway uses zero as well. Don't know exactly why, but using zero does roll easier off the tongue when pronounced in Norwegian, and the name makes logical sense.

[–] TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 months ago

Same in Hungary.

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Do people say type (number) one/zero? I’ve always heard it as Type (Letter) O.

Cos you’ve got stuff like type A and B.

[–] elmicha@feddit.de 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wikipedia says:

Type O is often called 0 (zero, or null) in other languages.

It's either A, B, AB or none of it, so zero/null.

[–] johker216@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The Wikipedia quote is misleading - some European countries used zero/null but it was agreed that the prevailing usage should be the letter O.

Wiki source 12

Apparently, it was originally C and changed later, too.

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Norway does a weird mix

Denmark uses zero

Haven't bothered looking up the rest of Europe, but the links to other languages on https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ABO_blood_group_system are a mix of both O and 0.