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[-] cadekat@pawb.social 26 points 5 months ago

Will smith what? Armor? Jewelry? I'm dying of curiosity here.

[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

will smith

"will slap you"

[-] techognito@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

That's what you get for making a joke about his wife

Now come bang his wife like the rest of us.

[-] euphoric_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I don't know if I'm the far left or middle left one, but definetly get weird envy from the far left one

[-] miss_brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 months ago

Depends on if I'm around or not

[-] euphoric_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 months ago

shush

[-] miss_brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 months ago

Oh no, you don't shush me. If anything, it's the other way around

[-] euphoric_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 months ago

I'll forceably shush you with a gag in a second

[-] miss_brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago

I'd genuinely like to see you try, kitten

[-] euphoric_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago

I'll accidently beg you to put it on me 🤭

[-] miss_brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago

Well, if you want to beg for anything else, that would be the time. Won't be able to understand a word otherwise, and then I'll just do whatever comes to mind.

Ah, who am I kidding, I'll do that anyway🤭

[-] euphoric_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I would say it but there's probably kids on here and others annoyed at our hornyness, we should take it to DMs instead 🤭

also damn, I had one coming in the mail but amazon decided to screw me over

1000004896

[-] miss_brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yeahh, that's a good point.

Amazon being Amazon again, huh? Though I can't actually comment on that, I haven't used Amazon in years, and I don't miss it.

(If you ever feel like being horny in private, I am on Matrix🤭)

[-] euphoric_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago

yeah typical amazon moment, the locker I ordered to is "temporarily unavailable" suddenly

also sure, drop the matrix. I've got an account there too.

[-] miss_brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Ah, Amazon. Never change. Wait no, scratch that, please change, ffs.

@miss_brainfart:catgirl.cloud

If I were to guess, I'd say you are on catgirl cloud, too🤭

[-] euphoric_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

good guess, yes I am, although been considering changing because it seemed unreliable for a bit

I've invited you to a room

[-] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 12 points 5 months ago

Will Will Smith smith Will Smith?

Will Smith will smith Will Smith.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 months ago

Only if Will Smith has Will Smith's wife in their mouth

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago

He will

[-] WayTooDank@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

He will ask you to keep his wife's name out of your fucking mouth (ง’̀-‘́)--@)｡•́‿•̀｡)۶

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago

Outstanding one line ascii art, my dear chap.

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

Most of that is not ASCII

[-] Stache_@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago

Man started with just some copper and tin on tutorial island and finally reached 99 smithing during a pvp battle

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