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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 31 points 8 months ago

Here I thought it was time consuming.

[–] Undearius@lemmy.ca 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If you did eat a clock then surely that would pass the time

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Or it would pass in time

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

It's so delicious, you'll go back for seconds

[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 8 months ago

Why do you have to sneak up on clocks?

Because otherwise time flies.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 8 months ago

I tried it, but I'm a Minuteman.

[–] IlIllIIIllIlIlIIlI@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

No Big Muzzy in here.

[–] sebsch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 8 months ago

There may be an l too much?