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"My Phone Battery Is Fucked" Says Mate With ADHD Who Doesn't Leave The Fucking Thing Alone (www.betootaadvocate.com)
submitted 11 months ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[โ€“] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

I'm sure he would respond if they offered him a phone charger

[โ€“] LadyLikesSpiders@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

It's funny because my phone battery is fucked because my ADHD doesn't let me remember to put it to charge