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submitted 1 year ago by spread@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] psilocybin@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So a syntax highlighted comment

[–] watermelonsushi@lemmy.fmhy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Which will be violently yeeted away by compiler optimisation

[–] Brisolo32@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 1 year ago

I feel the need of putting a while(false) in my codebase now...

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

When you're paid by LoC

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

def cosmic_ray_detector:
    while false:
        print("Cosmic ray detected!")

[–] michael@lemmy.perthchat.org 1 points 1 year ago

This looks like very efficient code to me!