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i never knew sharks and stingrays were closely related enough to cross breed. neat!

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 44 points 9 months ago

Janitor sweating nervously as he watches from the corner

[–] jack@hexbear.net 42 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

They're separated by hundreds of millions of years of evolution, this is unbelievable to me. Seems much more likely that it would be self-impregnation, which is not all that unusual.

It's comparable to a human impregnated by an alligator.

[–] MorelaakIsBack@hexbear.net 42 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's comparable to a human impregnated by an alligator

volcel-judge HALT CITIZEN

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

What happens in Florida stays in Florida

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hey, there was an infamous incident of scientists accidentally producing sturgeon and paddlefish crossbreeds (this was considered to be so unlikely that the paddlefish sperm was being used as a control in the experiment they were conducting). The two species were also separated by over a hundred million years of evolution.

It's unlikely, yes, but it's not unheard of.

[–] jack@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

damn that's genuinely nuts

maybe a human could be impregnated by an alligator...

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If this is just a publicity stunt for SyFy's new movie, Shray: The Shark-Ray, I will be really mad

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago
[–] kristina@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Shark Jesus blahaj

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

The shark-ray shall inherit the Earth

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wow this is an abomination to god. Scientists are going to bring about the end of the world and usher in Satan by doing stuff like this.

[–] Clusterfck@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Does this mean I can stop paying rent? Because if so, bring on daddy Satan!

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You'll have to pay rent, IN HELL

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

That makes perfect sense actually

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Stingark?

Shingray?

Sharkray?

Sharay?

DevilBeast?

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

I don't know how but you were insta-banned from r/mcu.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

It's all "miracle this" and "miracle that" until the Shark Rays grow legs and overrun the world of man.

[–] Moonworm@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

Life uh, finds a way

[–] cosecantphi@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

So is the offspring going to look like a cross between a shark and stingray kinda like how Ligers and Mules are mixed species?