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[–] Pyro@programming.dev 77 points 9 months ago (3 children)

All I can think about is that atrocious braces indentation

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

The red squiggle instantly caught my eye, followed by the terrible indentation. Then I noticed the class is called Main without a public static void main method, odd. Wait and Love is a string now?

Then I realized I too was saddened like Biden at this code snippet, so I guess in the end it redeemed itself

[–] kakes@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Maybe it's Horstmann style indentation.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] kakes@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago

Lmao gottem!!

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You have to declare your love first, duh.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

My love is nil :/

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 7 points 9 months ago

Because true love is a constant.

[–] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 months ago

Try importing a package, you may have to purchase a license or subscribe to use it.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Love is in the air... the sudden outbreak of atomic war just reduced you and everyone you know to a fine mist - what did you think I meant?

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I thought you meant RF signals carrying "love".

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

Hmm, that sounds like a much easier approach... but I did already buy all these nukes.

[–] LinearArray@programming.dev 2 points 9 months ago

Makes me cry

[–] muhanga@programming.dev 1 points 9 months ago

There is no love if you dont constructor it. Then you would need to initialize it or use existing instance to borrow. You can even extend from Respect or Humor as a starting point, there is no need to implement Love from scratch.