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[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 58 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Just to throw some old testament in to the mix - in it, god is non-binary and/or gender fluid, as they use both male and female pronouns (Hebrew doesn't have neutral pronouns), and both man and woman were made in their form.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

And the angels are genderless too if I'm not mistaken

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (3 children)

They're also genitalia-less

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

:(

deletes 100k words of angel literotica

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry the germans can just be an illusion and still get the job done I think

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Not only do they lack genitals, but they're also Germans?? Can this day get any worse qwq

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago

No they might be germans

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

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[–] fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

You want to tell me Lucifer (the show) was factually incorrect?

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 8 months ago

Not entirely

Lucifer is canonically hot, so it got that right

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

I don't know about the show but in the Sandman comic, angels don't have genitals.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

As long as their ass isn't holeless ...

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I mean, if you believe the holy spirit put a baby in Mary, is it that hard to believe the holy spirit ensured there was a Y chromosome?

Most denominations of Christianity don't put much emphasis on the virgin birth. Immaculate Conception, the idea that Mary herself was forgiven of Original Sin when she was conceived, is the more important bit.

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 27 points 8 months ago

the holy spirit ensured there was a Y chromosome

The YHWH chromosome, as it was known back then

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 28 points 8 months ago

Simple answer: Mary had a reptile disfunction.

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago

Satanic reptile shapshifters ruling the earth confirmed.

[–] Pantherina@feddit.de 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Jesus was a twin but "God" just mutated his X Chromosome through "god rays" and merged the cells together.

And now guess how the twin was called.

[–] somePotato@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The twin's name?

Albert Einstein.

[–] Unna@suppo.fi 4 points 8 months ago
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 8 months ago

Result in an AFAB child.

A fabulous child, eh?

I know an ordained minister who loves stuff like this. Can't wait to share it!

[–] johnnybravo@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I get that you're making a joke, but still, FYI - https://isna.org/node/16/

[–] SVcross@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

There's only one possible explanation.

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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