[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 1 points 18 hours ago

It's the preferable way, even

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 1 points 1 day ago

Yes, it always amazes me how much effort some YouTubers put into every single one of their videos :3

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This is a furry parody of Joost Klein's song "Europapa" (the Dutch entry to this year's Eurovision Song Contest). It's a very cute and silly video, and the music is so well made that I've been listening to it almost every day for the last few weeks. Most of the song is in Dutch, but there's a pretty good translation in the comments :3

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 3 points 4 days ago

Those are some big ears, and I bet they are fluffy as they are cute :3

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 3 points 5 days ago

Hey, I have the perfect reaction meme for this! It's somewhere in this folder, I just... need to... find it... It should be near the top, I think, I downloaded it not too long ago. Dang, where is it... So, it's, it's really funny, it's, like, there is this cat and... I think I already went past it. Yeah, these memes are all older, I think. But I didn't see it anywhere. Hang on, let me check again... yeah, it's definitely older than this one, but... ah, never mind, but it's a great meme, trust me!

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 60 points 4 months ago
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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by LordAmplifier@pawb.social to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

alt text: a screenshot of the Wikipedia article about leap years. It says "A leap year, also known as an intercalary year or bissextile year, (...)". The word "bissextile" is circled in red and has arrows pointing at it. An image of a bisexual pride flag, Moxxie (a bisexual character in the show Helluva Boss), and Freddie Mercury are placed around the word "bissextile" because it looks a lot like bisexual. end alt text uwu

edit: apologies for the missing image. I uploaded it to my home instance (pawb.social), which had some technical issues and went down a couple of hours later. But it's back now, and so is the image. (Nothing but love for the pawb admins, shit happens <3)

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Embrace the machine (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by LordAmplifier@pawb.social to c/memes@yiffit.net

cross-posted from: https://pawb.social/post/5635301

reject humanity, embrace the machine

alt text: the first two panels are a close-up of my generic-canine fursona's angry face, first with their eyes closed, then with their eyes open and a fire in them. They say, "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine." The third panel is my fursona wearing a protogen visor, doing a cute face, saying "beep boop", and sitting on the ground like a silly little guy.

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furry_irl (files.catbox.moe)

reject humanity, embrace the machine

alt text: the first two panels are a close-up of my generic-canine fursona's angry face, first with their eyes closed, then with their eyes open and a fire in them. They say, "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine." The third panel is my fursona wearing a protogen visor, doing a cute face, saying "beep boop", and sitting on the ground like a silly little guy.

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 107 points 6 months ago

Chemestry is… well, technically, chemestry is the study of metter. But I prefer to see it as the study of chenge. Now just… just think about this. Electrens. They chenge their energy levels. Melecules. Melecules chenge their bonds. Elements. They combine and chenge into compounds. That’s… that’s all of life. Right? It’s just, it’s the constent. It’s the cycle. It’s selution, disselution, just over and over and over. It is grewth, then decey, then trensformation. It is fescinating, really.

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 59 points 6 months ago

The two genders: cigarette and joint. Spliffs, blunts, and vapes don't exist, you're either a cigarette or a joint.

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 71 points 6 months ago

That's what you get for typing 80085 😤

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 75 points 6 months ago

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(I want to post this for the joke, but full-body latex feels a little hotter atm)

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 90 points 7 months ago

No Gods, No Masters in the streets

Oh God, Yes Master in the sheets uwu

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 86 points 7 months ago

Five Guys (hot adult humans who identify as men and are up for sexual deviancy with me) actually sounds real good rn

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rUwUle (files.catbox.moe)

image transcription:

me: "yeah, I'm doing well."

also me: a screenshot of a YouTube video titled "1 hour UwU sound effect."

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 53 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Yes, thank you for affirming my cis masculinity uwu

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furry_irl (files.catbox.moe)

I made a comic :3

alt textA black-and-white comic with seven panels. The comic’s title is “The Duality of Furries.”

First panel: My “generic anthro canine” fursona is holding a phone, smiling, and looking flattered.

Second panel: A phone screen showing a conversation. Me: “ur cute :3” - them: “no u >w<” - me: “not as cute as u O//w//O” - them: “u the cutest”

Third panel: My fursona smiling and holding a phone, similar to the first panel.

Fourth panel: Another phone screen with further messages. Me: “oki gotta go now :3” - them: “nuuu why? ;-;” - me: “goin 2 a concert uwu” - them: “oooh have fun <3”

A text box: “one hour later”

Fifth panel: My fursona is in a dark concert hall and participating in a circle pit (lots of people running in a big circle to the rhythm of the music). My sona is smiling and has determined eyes. The circle pit is surrounded by other concertgoers. Big, red letters above the circle pit spell “KILL.”

Sixth panel: My fursona is in the same dark concert hall and participating in a mosh pit (an area where seemingly violent dancing occurs). My sona is windmilling their arms with closed eyes and a strained expression on their face. Others in the pit are doing a two-step, the bees knees, and the chicken dance. Big, red letters above the mosh pit spell “KILL.”

Seventh panel: My fursona is crowd surfing with a big smile and their arms raised. In the background, a photo from a Dying Fetus concert (a death metal band) shows the band members to evoke the feeling of being at a concert. Below my crowd surfing sona, big, red letters spell “KILL KILL.”

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