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[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 48 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Tf is dolphin shorts?

Oh, I see.

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 60 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry, you're not the only one who was picturing some regular ol' shorts with pictures of dolphins on them.

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)

pictures of dolphins on them.

i wish

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

I wonder if someone makes dolphin print dolphin shorts...

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

society just isn't ready for that yet

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I know my friends weren't ready to see me wear similar shorts to those in the summer heat last year (I'm a hairy cis dude)

[–] Uncle_Sheo217@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Lmao same here

I just got a business idea

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 8 months ago

TIL it's called dolphin shorts. I thought they were talking about blahaj and I got triggered it's not dolphin lol.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

My phone autocorrected shorts to shirts and before I noticed I was like "why are you showing me football jerseys?"

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Me the in the sheets: uwu

Me in the streets: using the fact that I can currently cosplay Supply Side Jesus to shame bigots

Femboy x Boymoding trans women solidarity

may you one day have the divine might to turn water into estrogen 🙏🙏🙏

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi 12 points 8 months ago

"What are those thigh highs for?!"

"I was cold"

[–] rumschlumpel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 8 months ago

I love a man in thigh highs and hot undies.

foxtrot bravo ready to deploy uwu !!