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Flying turtle (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by Clbull@lemmy.world to c/dankmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] sxan@midwest.social 37 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I feel sad for the turtle.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

I looked it up and it unsurprisingly did not survive. :(

[–] TruthAintEasy@kbin.social 16 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Did a big eagle take it for a ride and then drop it on the road to get at the yummy inside? How does this happen?

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I almost wonder if it got clipped just right to be punted into the air by another car's tire while staying relatively intact and it's just a mix of a bunch of coincidences.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Most likely that's what happened.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No it just woke up one day and decided it was a bird

[–] TruthAintEasy@kbin.social 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Imagine explaining it to your insurance in the age before cellphone cameras.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago

Haha still that woukd be a very creative way to fabricate a claim for a new windscreen

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Jumping off a bridge because it doesn't have an understanding of fall damage also seems plausible.

[–] gerbler@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Red koopas are the ones that turn around so this checks out.

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

It fired up the rockets and started spinning because a girl sang to it

[–] jobby 12 points 8 months ago

‘Nearly decapitated’ seems a little overblown.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Damnit luigi, calm the fuck down

[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Her name wasn't "Vorbis" was it?

[–] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Oh come on. How much of her neck was still attached?

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

:(