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And that’s basically it!
From the article, for those like me that didn’t actually want to open it:
Now, the HOP Shops do not have just any old ordinary bathroom. With the push of a button, it transforms into a disco-centric scene.
“They got a button in every HOP Shop. You push it, the disco lights come on and the music plays,” Tiana Abney explained.
Until I read the article I assumed it was where they had sex the first time.
That isn't an unfair assumption in this country.
Also romantic in its own way.
I'm still not convinced.
Hey, if you're with the right person, it doesn't matter where you get married.
From the article:
“I always heard it don’t matter where you get married at. It’s just the person you’re with,” Logen Abney said.
Indeed about the button. What the actual fuck! Wow.
HOP Shops. That's HOP Shops folks. Be sure to tell your friends about the thinly-veiled advert disguised as journalistic gash you read about HOP Shops ©®™
Why do people post shite like this?!? If it mentions the name of the shop 6 times before it's even halfway through, it's not an article, it's an advert
There seem to be only two locations, both of which are in a single state in the US.
Unless it's so great it'd become a destination wedding, I don't think this would be a great way to advertise...
Bro be tappin' that button, and right after they embrace and start moving together in rhythm.