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When I get stressed I go on Grindr and introduce people to my cat (rule) (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by Maven@lemmy.world to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

with that, you could totally score with ANYONE if you're hot. Pictures of yourself?

[–] Maven@lemmy.world 42 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Shockingly not a single person has replied... Which is not very confidence inducing.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 46 points 10 months ago

Using pussy to try to bait gay guys is the wrong bait. Gotta show them roosters.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Don't worry, they're just overawed by Bugsy's majestic countenance 😉

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sending pictures of your cat would definitely work on me as a pick up line

[–] Maven@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm yours, tell me when and where and I'm there

[–] Maven@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Dm dm dm dm

[–] Sekoia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago

KBITY CAT CROISSANT

[–] euphoric_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

I would definitely reply 🫶

[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Welp, a bussy is a bussy.

[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 42 points 10 months ago

Please do not the cat

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago

🙀

[–] Lath@kbin.earth 6 points 10 months ago

What a puss tease!

[–] euphoric_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

I really want to do that now