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Reference: https://t.me/combatfootageua/6122 - OG Telegram post, proving the sheer bravery of Ukranians "gifted" Surströmming wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%C3%B6mming

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[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 year ago

By the way, watch out for tankies from hexbear moving forward. They just federated with sjw, and I wouldn't be surprised if they gravitated towards ncd.

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Over fishing, pollution and changing climate have rendered strömming, the fish used to make surströmming, increasingly rare. This year it's been selling for hundreds of euros per can in some places. Gunpowder would be the cheaper option

[–] Successful_Try543@feddit.de 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Indeed, Strömming / Hering has become rare. However, for warfare, Surströmming could also be replaced by some fermented organic waste to achieve he same effect.

[–] magikmw@lemm.ee 33 points 1 year ago

Why wont we go back to throwing dead cows over the sieged city walls. Overengineering for problems solved thousand years ago.

[–] Ulv@feddit.nu 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Strömming is the champagne of herring its only called strömming if its from the botnian bay otherwise its sill

[–] Successful_Try543@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

TIL the difference between sill and strömming.

[–] SaakoPaahtaa@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Its a shame all other fish apart from strömming smell just incredible.

[–] FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Humanitarian aid or war crime? That's for the Hague to decide.

[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 year ago

asymmetric humanitarian aid

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

why not both

[–] Wutchilli@feddit.de 26 points 1 year ago

Geneva convention more like Geneva suggestion because thats just cruel

[–] sneaky_b45tard@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago

Imagine a Bouncing Surströmming-Betty

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

People like to bitch and moan about escalating the war, but if Ukraine hit Moscow with a few of these missiles, they would be nuked the same hour.

[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Here's a video of some danish dudes trying to eat it, for those who are confused: https://youtu.be/kADGFdE00KY?feature=shared

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago

since hákarl isn’t served in cans …

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I used too drive MLRS in the US army for five years. All we shot was cluster munitions.
Get used too seeing one legged Ukrainian kids on TV.