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[–] Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 135 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck.

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

Just your average 4chan user.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 124 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude wrote that fucking well

[–] funnystuff97@lemmy.world 110 points 1 year ago

Honestly, you just know this is someone with actual grammar skills pretending to write all broken-English like, it hits that creepy vibe right on the head. Like it's not obviously fake like some people who write crazy off the walls shit as bait; this gives off just the right amount of a lack of self-awareness that gives it an air of legitimacy. 10/10, props to OP.

[–] Designate6361@lemmy.ml 82 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it started bad and then found a way to get worse ....

[–] torknorggren@lemm.ee 65 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There was some good foreshadowing about the hair early on. Solid post 👌

[–] Tedrow@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

They never know, you can take lots.

[–] BaconIsAVeg@lemmy.ml 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's not wrong. The amount of information people share publically is insane, and all the focus is on how the big tech companies abuse it and not how inherently dangerous it is to begin with.

[–] hackris@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

I completely agree, but I don't think any sane person is advocating against corporations abusing public info, since it's... well... public.

The problem is when they try to abuse private info not shared online (just saying private info is not enough, because people are stupid enough to share that online, too).

I don't know why people have to post everything. If I'm on a beautiful vacation, the last thing I think about is posting the photos I took.

[–] Stanwich@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Next season on mindhunter!

[–] __ghost__@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

It doesn't matter what they focus on, if they release a new mindhunter season I will watch the shit out of it

[–] victron@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

Salting the wound, huh?

[–] VubDapple@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

Quite the Gollum vibe going on here

[–] Jumper775@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] huginn@feddit.it 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Astute observation and very insightful observation.

Care to donate some hair? It's to a good cause.

[–] stringere@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago
[–] Tedrow@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] PropaGandalf@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He said it so it has to be true.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

…to himself, out loud.

[–] seathru@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago
[–] FrasseFisk@feddit.nu 4 points 1 year ago

It's free hair!