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submitted 10 months ago by GamesRevolution@programming.dev to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] Little8Lost@feddit.de 31 points 10 months ago

i, as a PC user, am vry scared

[-] MrJukes@lemmy.one 17 points 10 months ago

You'll have to buy your own pigeon and tape. Unfortunately, all the pigeons are being bought up to farm crypto so your pigeon is going to run you about $15,000. Also, the performance of your games will be worse since the developer didn't test with your specific breed of pigeon.

[-] Rayspekt@kbin.social 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

However I will be able to mod my pigeon with sick ass spoilers that will make it run faster. Also imma slap some rgb lights on it.

[-] Anangrierterrarian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago

Dont forget the red fire!

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Weld a ramjet to the top!

[-] Pika@sh.itjust.works 29 points 10 months ago

Obviously Xbox will counter with taping a duck to one and have it cost 5.5k as well claiming that its slimmer but is more powerful, don't worry there is a turkey version as well for 7k that's faster!

[-] HunkyBrewster@lemm.ee 23 points 10 months ago

Thanks for the tip, I just pre-ordered one

[-] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 19 points 10 months ago

Don't pre-order dude. The pigeon hasn't even been born yet.

[-] stankmut@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Sad to see that we might have to wait until 2028 for a better looking Playstation console. I like that it's half of the height of the PS5, should make it easier to find a place for it.