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[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 62 points 3 months ago

Then I saw little Tiffany. I'm thinking, y'know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shit, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. If you ask me, I'd say she's up to something

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

...or maybe I owe her an apology.

[-] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 3 months ago

They missed several in her stomach. From here, that fetus looked armed.

Also not shown was the charging (sleeping) dog they had to defend themselves from.

[-] nuke@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Great job denying the kill, it'll be harder for the bad guy to level up now

[-] Splatterphace@lemm.ee 22 points 3 months ago

"Madame, you have suffered an emotional shock. I will notify the morgue".

[-] wwaxen@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Your move, creep.

[-] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Shoot the hostage."

-Speed

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 12 points 3 months ago

Cause of death: excited delirium.

[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 7 points 3 months ago

Was the shooter a PETA member?

[-] glovecraft@infosec.pub 6 points 3 months ago

Imagine you hit him in the neck but barely missed the green zone and as he dies you realize you get no points at all.

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world -1 points 3 months ago

Yeah I bet the more points you get the better of an MRE you can get delivered via Amazon drone.

[-] the_rogue@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

A quick death ??? But then again how many times did you have to shoot ?

[-] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago

They were just protecting a fellow Good Guy with a Gun, by using their gun.

[-] TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl 2 points 3 months ago

Call an ambulance.

[-] HelixDab2@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago

IDF Target: "We don't negotiate with terrorists".

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