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[–] TheSaneWriter@lemm.ee 43 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They may be gross, but so is having rotten corpses sitting in the open. By getting rid of those corpses they are doing us a solid, so turkey vultures are cool in my book. The only animal that's profoundly not cool is mosquitos, they're a worthless species.

[–] TheLobotomist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They are cool indeed but to be even cooler they shit on their legs and feet

[–] snooggums@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

That's what makes them so cool!

[–] soloner@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wouldn't microorganisms eat the carcass away either way?

[–] TheSaneWriter@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Microorganisms disintegrate the corpse into foul-smelling goop that is highly infectious and stains anything it touches. I'll take the vulture over that.

[–] Lazerbeams2@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 year ago

Mosquitos are pretty significant polinators though

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're NOT excused

[–] Just_A_Human@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Is the pooping on legs to stay cool thing for real?

Doesn't seem like the best strategy to stay cool..

[–] Ichi-matsu@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TheLobotomist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Hahahah you actually made me chuckle

[–] kmkz_ninja@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It's a great strategy when you can't sweat. Animals roll in mud to keep the sun off and for evaporative cooling. I forget, but I'm pretty sure kangaroos rub their spit into their fur for the same effect.

[–] Micromot@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Maybe from the evaporation