Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 year ago by Jimbabwe@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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That’s it. That’s the whole joke. It’s very lame and very dad jokey.

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[–] Moc@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not funny dad 🙄

(I love it)

[–] Spuddlesv2@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

Love it. I’ll be adding this to my repertoire to annoy the kids.

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Nice. I'm off to buy some wind chimes.

[–] Synnr@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

Very dadd-y joke.

[–] Custoslibera@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

For some reason I thought you were going to say wind machines not wind chimes.

The joke being that somewhere off in the distance you’d contributed to the purchase of massive wind machines.

I’ve had a long day…

[–] flubba86@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've never heard this one before, and I love it.

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

It came straight out of my dad brain! The mythical fabled original content!