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[–] OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org 37 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ahh, sorry. Our prior emails accidentally got sent to a family of 4 on their way to a birthday party. We promise our next job offer won't miss!

[–] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

A: We're happy to work with a wide variety of organizations with different cash flow scenarios! We accept payments in precious stones and metals, narcotics, slaves, and human organs (sorry, no Discover)

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] taanegl@lemmy.world 39 points 6 months ago

No, it's their latest daughter company tasked with getting rid of all the crap they have in stock.

They're called Dropship Martin.

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Forward this offer to me immediately

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 14 points 6 months ago

...by email, please.