I do this with the cat when he plays too rough. The indignant look on the little purrito’s face is priceless.
Plot twist - OP is a cat.
This is tumblr, of course they are
I call my cat Beans all the time so this checks out
I want to be somebodies beans
This is too adorable
god i wish that were me
You are you exactly who this story was created for.
Ah, Beans
A real human bean.
And a real hero
It ain't easy being beans.
I was waiting for the fart part of the story....am disappoint.
For preserving the least toxic and most culturally relevant Tumblr heritage posts.
Image descriptions and plain text captions of written content are expected of all screenshots. Here are some image text extractors (I looked these up quick and will gladly take FOSS recommendations):
-web
-iOS
Please begin copied raw text posts (lacking a screenshot that makes it apparent it is from Tumblr) with:
# This has been reposted here to Lemmy as part of the "Curated Tumblr Project."
I made the icon using multiple creative commons svg resources, the banner is this.
