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[–] DABDA@lemm.ee 52 points 7 months ago (2 children)

A 'Freudian slip' is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

The other day I was talking to my friend about Freudian slips. he had mentioned how he had just had one that day and when buying tickets said he wanted tickets to 'tittsburgh'. It made me laugh and reminded me of one I had had that morning. I had meant to ask my wife to pass the salt but instead I said 'YOU CHEATING WHORE YOU RUINED MY LIFE'

[–] FreudianCafe@lemmy.ml 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] FreudianCafe@lemmy.ml 8 points 7 months ago

That will be 100 dollars see u next week

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Na it is just the slip your mom wears

[–] gimpchrist@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

Why am I laughing at this, this is so stupid lmaoo

[–] TheCannonball@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Please tell me that the title is a Napoleon Dynamite quote. At this point in my life, I feel like I was the only one to quote this line and now everyone looks at me weird.

[–] Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 12 points 7 months ago

Yeah but at least you know what to say when they ask what you're doing.

Whatever I want to do, gosh!

[–] dhakiun_z@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Please tell me that the title is a Napoleon Dynamite quote

Your Mom Goes To College

[–] cryostars@lemmyf.uk 5 points 7 months ago

I still use this joke/line. You're not alone!

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 12 points 7 months ago

I can confirm that their mom is overwhelming

[–] Kryten@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

My first thought too.

[–] Album@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 months ago

Classic Freud. Making everything about ones mother as usual..

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 7 months ago

Give this man a cigar. 🥸