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submitted 7 months ago by Lwaxana@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website

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[–] kamenoko@sh.itjust.works 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

OG Star Trek fanfic writers getting their typewriters out to hammer out a Kirk/McCoy 50000 word masterpiece.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Meanwhile Captain Archer: "Just keep him away from my dog."

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is false, Phlox spoils Porthos. The only reason Porthos is sad to be in the care of Phlox is that it means daddy's gone

[–] Doxin@yiffit.net 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He drowns Porthos in one episode

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That was to save his life, wasn't it?

[–] Doxin@yiffit.net 1 points 7 months ago

It was yes. Still I dont think the captain was super happy about it.

[–] Lwaxana@startrek.website 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

How does it always manage to be better than the show?!

[–] wahming@monyet.cc 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't Janeway do both?

[–] Lwaxana@startrek.website 9 points 7 months ago

😳

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

Computer, deactivate Emergency Medical Hologram.

[–] antidote101@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I get the joke, but of course in reality we all know there's no way in hell Sisko is going to ask Picard for advice.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Archer: "I try to stay out of sickbay, unless I'm dying."

Pike: "I try to stay out of sickbay, unless I want to die."

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Kirk: “I try to stay out of sickbay, unless I want to get drunk.”

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 3 points 7 months ago

Dal: "I try to stay out of sickbay, because that shit's boring 💀"

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

This is a glorious meme. Laughed out loud.