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Elderly Kinston woman says man used her car to sexually pleasure himself for three years (www.witn.com)
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cross-posted from: https://real.lemmy.fan/post/2405718

Kinston police on Monday arrested Walter McCray for activity related to mechanophilia. Mechanophilia is defined as sexual attraction to machines or vehicles.

The 82-year-old victim, who lives on Adkin Street, told WITN that she doesn’t know McCray and says her car has also been urinated on.

“I thought something was happening from under the hood of my car because whenever he would come up here he would urinate all over the hood of the car and it would run all down and I thought it was something with the car, I took my car to the shop three times,” Carolyn Taylor said.

Arrest warrants accuse the 52-year-old man of getting on the hood of the car and sexually gratifying himself on multiple occasions. The latest case happened on Sunday.

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[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Is this what happens in the Fuck Cars community?

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 7 points 5 months ago

Looks like someone cross-posted it there, we'll see how they take that!

[–] halendos@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Someone took it literally

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Theres a joke here about the cars "gashole" but I'm really tired.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago

That's really not a joke I want to process

[–] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Oh car... Thank god. I read that as cat initially...

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, OK, he was wrong, but did you see the photos of her car? That's one slutty looking car.

[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 7 points 5 months ago

Yeah look what it's wearing

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What was the car wearing?

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Are you trying.to slut shame a car?

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

Sure. It's no less absurd than when conservatives do it to human beings.

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Fucking auto playing videos. Someone let that news station know it's 2024, please.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh god, r/dragonsfuckingcars was a fetish sub for mechanophiles this whole time?

[–] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Always was.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is this one of Dirty Mike's boys?

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"Thanks for the F shack..."

[–] superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I hate that town. I was out there for work for a few weeks. I'd rather be just about anywhere else. I'm not surprised that all they have to do for fun is fuck cars

[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 months ago

I actually liked my time there. Old ladies selling biscuits in gas stations needs to be the norm.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 points 5 months ago

I read that as 3 days at first. Thought he was just sitting in there going at himself for 72 hours. The truth is so much worse.