Everything my father ever said to me. Tecate cans look like coke when your driving comes to mind as maybe the best.
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2 days ago we had a moving up ceremony, and the speaker said that the secret to a successful life is "Honor your parents and Honor God". That advice wouldn't apply to everyone...
When I wanted to cut back on my drinking: "Just don't buy it."
Look, it's great that you've never been addicted to anything, but it also means that you're in no position to be offering addiction advice.
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"Just be yourself and you'll make lots of friends at your new school."
Four years of constant bullying and loneliness later: I have one acquaintance that would eventually become my friend after a few more years. I also have basically no self-confidence, and my social development is set back half a decade as I'm still looking for friends to have sleepovers with when everyone else has moved on to normal teenager stuff.
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Money doesn't buy happiness
Like fuck it doesn't. This is class war propaganda and shouldn't be confused with the idea arseholes are better at making money.
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Thanks, mom... Taught me to confuse abuse with love.
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"Just read the first and last sentence of each paragraph"