That would be crazy unprofessional.
...we wait until the patient is unconscious to say shit like that.
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But you would smoke the electric lettuce with sterile technique right?
Now-a-days we have smoke evac built in with the cautery, that ought to catch any extra plume making it's way into the incision.
Technology n' shit!
I would think "haha good one doc"
The last time I was put under (wisdom teeth), I said "good luck, team! I believe in you!" as the anesthesia hit and the last thing I remember was the surgeon guffawing.
And then everyone clapped. I'm assuming, anyway, as I was already knocked out
"Date of death: 6 hours 9 minutes... nice"
Give him a thumbs up so he thinks you're cool
Rip that bong, doc, I want to live the American dream of getting a payout
You can't care about anything while you're unconscious
At least it wasn't "Hey, pull up that YouTube on the procedure, I need a refresher."
That is an anesthetic (it isn't)
"Hang on a second, nurse. What we should probably use is marijuana. That'll sufficiently sedate the patient for surgery."
"Marijuana?..." 
"We don't have time for questions. We need marijuana now, as much of it as possible! Like a big bag of it."
I am not really affected by cannabis in my brief experience with it, I just got the tiniest bit tired. I'd like if it knocked me right out and I could sleep all night.
That might be for lots of reasons, as far as I know. I'm far from being an expert, though
It's the medication I take which has an antagonist effect to substances is why I found out.
"They better be anesthetizing me with weed..."