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This May Be Our Last Chance to Halt Bird Flu in Humans and We Are Blowing It (lemmy.sdf.org)

submitted 5 months ago by qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org to c/funhole@lemmy.sdf.org

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[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A study in Serbia revealed that replacing websites' tracking consent popups with a dialog 'do you want your hands washed?' dropped internet usage by 47%.

[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 months ago

So that's why my engagement metrics are so low! Thank you for engaging with my content!

[–] sir_pronoun@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Doesn't it have like a 50% mortality rate for humans as well? I have very little time for shit like that

[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 months ago

Thank you for engaging with my content! I'll make time when I'm dead!

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You wear a mask to protect the birds, not yourself.

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

wait, so is it bird flu or cow flu, I am confused

[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They say that by 2050, that because of intermarrying, all the species are going to merge and look alike.

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Does that mean that we can call any specie by any name and not be wrong?

[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No. The taxonomy will be rearranged according to age, cable news channel affiliation, and purchasing habits.

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 months ago

I was hoping for seahorse, platypus of Tucker Carlson. Oh well. Thank you.