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Das ist auch sehr nützlich, wenn man sich einsam fühlt. So hat man immer jemanden zum Reden!

Oh there is. So all is well! Right? (Forgot where I stole that image from. Somewhere on here, though.)

Sure the country needs to be turned off and on again, but clearly the median isn't interested in that. So what remains? The system.

I've decided to abstain from voting, this time.

Granted, it may be because I'm nowhere near the U.S.

If you are, though, do pick your poison. You have this system, make use of it. And none of that "but it won't change anything" nonsense!

Pah, just look at the bright side!

… And when you've found it, please tell me because I don't see one.

Nun, ganz ehrlich, ich finde das Wiki weitaus klarer und angenehmer, als die Forenteilnehmer. Ergänzende Fragen sollte man dann lieber in Matrix o.Ä. stellen.

Nichts als miese Erfahrungen mit den Forenmitgliedern. Als sei es eine Karikatur der deutschen Forenkultur bis 2008!

If that doesn't work, try an alternative approach and inform them it actually stands for "Let's Go Bully Thatcher".

Not ideal, but they won't drop the T any more.

The marketing wasn't in-your-face enough, I suppose.

I thought I'd see more cutting-edge technology here, hmm.

Even in this 'logic' it's not adding up. Why does it stop Christ from saving us? "Oh you've stopped eating meat, I'm so very cross with you!" You'd think evolving beyond being human would also remove us from the original sin.

Germans have this fun little thing they call Stoßlüften where you rip open all windows for a good ten minutes. It's something you encounter since childhood. I wonder whether German teens don't have this problem to that degree because of it.

Don't worry! Eventually, they will find a "cure," such as Windows moving to a cloud-only model where your PC becomes a glorified dumb terminal!

So like Windows 365, but for consumers.