Equine Centaurpede

I pulled an awesome big tiddy Indian goth gf by being silly and a goofy goober

Dude, most vets I have seen just use a horn popper that shears the growth point off of the skull

We can't say hookers anymore?

My DM let me drink a healing potion to make a bottle, piss in it, and throw it at a wolf. I rolled a nat one and it shattered on my character and his bedroll

The Ulysses cut of Waterworld! It's a masterpiece of an apocalypse movie!

How does this fit the prompt? They specified before 1990.

Oh hey its you - urethral milking microceleb! I thought it was hilarious and immediately spammed it in my groupchats

These bolts are like this from the factory - I have 4 on my honey extractor, they are used for other situations where you need to bolt one thing perpendicular to each other.

Wtfh why do you pretend like people can't be nice if there is a power differential? A couple with a moderate power differential like you describe is only a problem if the powerful one decides to be a dick about it; it's literally fine as long as they are a nice person and can commit to not taking advantage.

Nah basketball American is funny af in the context of the words that usually get used on 4chan

My favorite part was when he said "its oppenheimen time" and then the opped all over everyone