Advocado

joined 11 months ago
[–] Advocado@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Step 6: Become a closeted prepper

[–] Advocado@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)

No eat. Only game.

[–] Advocado@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

...this is why I rarely keep olives at home.

[–] Advocado@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

What? You don't go to YT and think "hmm i wonder what color I'm in the mood for today"?

Weirdo.

[–] Advocado@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Not only that, let me hide whole dumbass channels. Then apply a similar function at Google search so I can spare my eyes from seeing a 1000 temu ads with each result.

Just let my choose which sites I want to block from showing me search results and ads.

[–] Advocado@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Nah don't make it weird

[–] Advocado@lemmy.world 60 points 9 months ago (4 children)
[–] Advocado@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Whenever I'm down, perhaps because I've read too much news, or thought too deeply about the stupidity, cruelty and hubris that roams freely in our world, these type of thoughts are what pass through my head. I close my eyes and zoom out until I am a little speck in space, looking down at the big ball floating around in a vast nothingness, and I somehow feel both better and worse. Better, because I get to distance myself from whatever is going on down there that I'm not responsible for, and worse, because there aren't enough people doing the same.

 
[–] Advocado@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Get with the times, my dude. The Swedish dish "Hel special" ("full special") has been a classic since the '40s

[–] Advocado@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I can just imagine the person writing that with a smug grin on their face, nodding slowly as they finish with a "you don't deserve to own them" and feeling all good about themselves.

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