AnonWyo

Where you finding a K-Mart these days?

The difficulty is that tipped employees, in some parts of the United States, can (and do) make as little as $2.13/hr. Laws ostensibly exist to ensure that tipped employees make minimum wage (federally mandated at $7.25/hr), but, due to a variety of factors, this isn't always the case (to say nothing of the fact that $7.25/hr is hardly a living wage).

I spent 25+ years in food service. It was a lot of fun and seemingly good money when I was younger. Now that I'm 40, things like dependable pay and benefits trump the fun I had waiting tables and bartending all those years.

And not some sort of man-bat?

I thought it was Keke Rosberg. The mustache checks.

Pharisees, is that you?

I was an Angelfire guy, myself.

And alternate-1985 Lorraine was based on Ginger Lynn Allen?

This joke is a blast.

Like a bidet.

"Put them in the camel clutch, break his back, fuck his ass, and make him humble!"

She smelled like soup.

Played for comedic effect, but an effective commentary on the trope.

"Hey baby...you got a date to the family reunion yet?"