Ascrod

🎵 It's time for World War 3 🎵

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wUNkjdeTl4

Cats are like potato chips, you can't have just one

Pinchy frend

I refuse to let them own that symbol. Everyone knows it belongs to Pacha.

Cheese definitely needs finer shredding. I usually just grab a block and use the smaller shred holes on my box grater, that'll get you a nice light pile of cheese.

How did you make the sauce?

Piracy ain't stealing if buying ain't owning, matey!

Time to dust off the Baby Trump balloons?

"Hey, got any games on your phone?"

Then it steals your phone.

"Third world countries bring third world diseases"

Yet their Supreme Leader's inaction allows them to spread and fester unchecked. Who is to blame? Certainly not Supreme Leader!

If you think one of the most dangerous and heavily guarded borders in the world is "open", I'd love to hear what you call our border with Canada and why more people aren't coming through there instead.

Actually, no, I don't care. You are wrong.

Kinky

It's not racist if it's self deprecating.