Baggins

They should charge him with having a daft hat and glasses as well ;-)

The hats are soft. The rifles have bayonets though ;-)

The armed police on site have live rounds loaded though.

You'll probably find those guns aren't loaded. Back in the 80's we'd put a couple of coins into the (empty) magazine so that it made a louder sound when slapping the magazine as we performed drill movements.

Wonder if they like dags.

Ha, fucking ha.

And a soup nazi.

Sorry, didn't mean you personally. I should have written 'I wish they would' :-(

Will you stop putting his name first as the main part of the subject?

We see his name first and have a heart attack.

Meet the new boss, Same as the old boss.

Nonces of the BBC boardroom table

We nonce whenever we're able

Aliens. Show us an alien, then we'll believe.

This gets me - if he's that fucking clever then he should have ended it by now. And he says he's good friends with Zelensky, how? Do they go out drinking together? They've probably spoken twice. America should be ashamed of Trump the Liar.