Bogan

I do that too, but I twist it into a screw and then twist it in my ear and it pulls the gunk out.

Moving out of the country is impossible for 99% of the people who would want to.

They gave him, quote, "a big bag of money"

Honestly, the 'g' irks me in a way that I'm growing to appreciate.

Come on dude, please tell me you're reading these

That's not at all what they're saying, you're missing the joke. They're making fun of how conservatives are convinced sex traffickers and minor-abusers are always drag queens. They're on your side.

I too love Super Monkey Ball 1

The hungry alligator eats the bigger number.

Just a tip, sometimes laptops have plastic grommets on the screws to keep them held in the plastic backing so you don't lose them. Next time don't pry it from the screw head, and instead pry the plastic itself.