[-] Bootheal0179@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

In Doom I had to rip off a dudes arm to gain access to the security controls on core cooling shutdown. If you don’t want to lose an arm to stop a demon horde, you’re better off just using your girlfriend’s fingerprints

[-] Bootheal0179@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

Spot on. I was incredulous when they told me they each sent their cheek swabs in to the “free to be me”, the population tracking group 🌊 👁️a. Now I understand that that same company’s entire database is on the dark 🕸️.

[-] Bootheal0179@lemmy.world 60 points 8 months ago

Automatic Reply: You have the right to remain silent, but it won’t help you because your texts have already assured your conviction. Police are currently triangulating your location using GPS signals from this device. Even if the device is powered off, the authorities will continue receiving geolocation, as well as audio & video signals. WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE & WHERE YOU’RE HIDING.

[-] Bootheal0179@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago

I just want to say that Hancock was a good movie, but I never understood how those two dudes were able to recover from that scene

[-] Bootheal0179@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

It’s all just theaterics and the republicans need more rehearsals before taking stage.

[-] Bootheal0179@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago

This happened to me in college. The dorms were “locked” over the holidays and student residents were not allowed to even access the dorm building, when we returned back to school after new year’s, the hallway and apartment doors had been vandalized. The university passed the bill on to each of the residents of the building, even without any way we could have stopped it, since campus police would’ve arrested anyone found attempting to get into our dorms.

[-] Bootheal0179@lemmy.world 36 points 9 months ago

I’ve just bought my very first Xbox. It’s Series X, and although I like it well enough, I’ll probably never buy another Microsoft product. My software & my games need to be on my discs, not the cloud. I’m not interested in renting or leasing games with the game pass. I’ve already started amassing a nice collection of used/older Xbox games from various sources, probably have enough to keep me busy for the next decade. So, this mantra of “You’ll own nothing and you’ll be happy” isn’t going to work in my case.

[-] Bootheal0179@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago

Linus shits on entrepreneurship with his continual BS with easily caught bad data. No reputable companies should touch him. Anything he pushes to his viewers should be suspicious. I’ll be wondering how much LMG gets under the table for posting positive reviews.

[-] Bootheal0179@lemmy.world 41 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

All of the CEOs and C Suites generally, who are screwing over every human they have previously built positive relationships with, may be creating a vacuum for some bright activist investor type who despise these post modern C Suite’s lazy self-serving greed. Edit: this was just posted on Twitter, obviously I am not alone in my posted comment from yesterday. https://twitter.com/phantomblack691/status/1683127958888755201?s=46&t=0c17uBeIHaP3Nw63hslqAw

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Like the title said, but It’d be a lot cooler if I could search my saved posts too.

[-] Bootheal0179@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Yep, I’ve pirated so much that my whole crew all refer to me as Captain Jack Sparrow. My MO is to fire a warning shot over the bow of every movie studio and if they don’t quickly capitulate, I’ll raise the Jolly Roger and take them by force. That’s the only true pirate’s modus operandi.

[-] Bootheal0179@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Just guessing, but she may be a professional pole dancer with a particular skill set

[-] Bootheal0179@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

You can always use https://10minutesemail.net/ for the required email. No muss no fuss

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