BrickTamland

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[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Defensive trumper: "but is he wrong though?"

[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee -2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That's just a frozen hunk of poopy. You see airplanes dump their toilets at 36000 feet and it freezes and falls down to earth. With call those Boeing bombs.

[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Hogwarts Legacy was a beautiful game. Sucks it's linked to JK Rowling still

[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I'm enjoying this thread

[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Hank Ballard though, wassup baby take me out to dinner

[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 87 points 11 months ago

Wow getting laid and a new graphics card? The fucking drugs are next level nowadays

[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

Tom Segura joke that I'll butcher real quick:

A stranger walks up to me

"Hey know any good restaurants?"

Yeah there's this really good dim sum place over there

"Oh, I hate the Asian world"

Oh, I didn't know that about you

[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I mean your boobs are huge. I mean uh I wanna squeeze em. Uh uh 😗😙😗😙 momma

[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 24 points 11 months ago (3 children)

My god, who did this to you?

"A mad man your honor! A desperate fool at the end of his pitiful ropes!"

What did he look like?

"Uh...about 6'2", 210lbs, big face, kinda orange"

[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Both of these replies are better than what I said haha

[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

This is better than my joke

[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

The difference is seeing a garbanzo is not as hot as seeing a chickpea

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